Today she has been both. Brinley that is. I swear she can be my sweetest kid...and then I wonder sometimes if she isnt strait from the devil. I love her but ohhh that girl, she knows how to push my buttons.
Today I had my 25 week appt at 9:30 am. We arent morning people. I know this. But good hell, does it have to be a fight for her to get dressed? I woke her up at 8.
Me-"Brinley get dressed."
Devil Child-"Im too tired, Im going to sleep"
Me-"Brinley, heres your clothes, get dressed"
Devil Child-"Im not getting dressed, Im tired Im going to sleep!"
Me-"Brinley, if you dont get dressed Im leaving you here."
Devil Child-"I dont care. Im going to sleep"
Mind you, shes not going to sleep, shes just laying there plotting how she can aggrivate me further.
Me- Like 20 minutes later "BRINLEY, Im leaving your butt here and I hope no bad guys come and get you while you are here alone cause thats what happens when kids are home alone...bad guys come and get them" (permanent scarring going on here, I know)
Devil Child "Turn off my light"
Me-"Thats it! Im calling another family to come pick you up. I dont want naughty girls at my house. " I pick up the phone and push buttons. "Hello, other family, I have a four year old I want to sell. Please come pick her up as soon as you can"
Devil Child-"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'LL GET DRESSED! MOM! CALL THEM BACK! ILL BE GOOD MOOOOOOM!"
Me-"Nope, Im not calling them back, you just better be ready to go before they get here or Im letting them pick you up."
Luckily, we were out of here before the new family came. Dont think I wont be using that again and again and again. No matter how scarring it might be.
Ok, now for the cute thing she did.
We were at the doctors and the doctor got the dopler out to listen to the babys heartbeat. He tells Brinley to listen and tells her thats the little baby. She looks at me and says "Mom, why is the baby barking at us?" LOL
At this point Im thinking her DEVIL CHILD ATTITUDE outweighs her ANGEL ATTITUDE.
Shes gonna have to try harder.
